Here I am and it's 4:28am as I type this post up for you faithful readers. Although I may appear to have fallen in love with writing and my shaggy appearance supports that bias, I vehemently assure you that I remain loyal to my more conservative attitudes. I also wanted to single-sentencely label most authors as dirty hippies who should quit drinkin' the bong water. Anyways, my schedule around here has been a little more than annoying. It might have to do with me staying out one night a little too late and then sleeping in too late and repeating the process...but nah, I'll blame it on moon phases. I'm not really getting anything done, but lately that's the problem! I don't have anything to do! I've been dead bored. Nothing seems to be stimulating my squad of brain cells (all eight of them.) I would go for hard drugs but I only get paid so much ;) Oh yeah, that's why I started this blog. Boredom.
Since nobody wants to read a blog on political rants (mine would be irrational and funny though), I need a different topic. I think I'm going to talk about some thinks I like and why. HEY. It's my blog, I can talk about whatever the heck I want. You read on only if you want your mind totally melted away by plasmic badassness.
1. I like to spit on the floor at work. When I'm angry I personify the wash bay and it makes me feel like the bay is my pathetic underling. It's even better when I have a lip full of dip. Yes. I do this.
2. I like to live by the phrase "every day you have the opportunity to do something you've never done before." You don't have to be epic or worthy of a damn bard's tale. Go little. Have you ever prodded a caterpillar with a stick while on the job? Think about it, you're getting paid to prod a caterpillar! Also try eating only one potato chip from a bag. Try ordering something new on a menu. Spice up your life somehow.
3. I like to juggle whenever I pass by the sports section in Wal-Mart or whenever I see three pieces of fruit. I'm not good at juggling. But it's one of those skills that may save your life and it's a good idea to take the time out to try it.
4. I like having awesome scenery for my desktop background. It keeps reminding me that there's a crapload of places out there that I need to see. No scantily-clad girls, cars, or motorcycles here. Check out http://interfacelift.com/wallpaper_beta/downloads/date/any/ This is where I get mine from.
5. I like armadillos. Yup yup. Those little thugs are sweeet! They're armored, they make funny noises, and if you touch them you get leprosy! NEAT! And they have silly lil' ears. Also you pop an N on the back of their name and you get my callsign. If I had a callsign. I do now...
6. I like dragging people out of their comfort zones. I sometimes do this on accident as well. I can't help it, people should quit being uptight sometimes. Some of the stuff in your life is not as important as you think it is. It is NOT uncouth to stop mid-debate in the line at the grocery store and ask for a third party opinion. Everyone in line is droppin' eaves anyways! Seriously, usually nobodys talks in line but they're all listening to the select few who do. You want privacy and peacefulness when you shop? Shop online. In the meantime I'm gonna ask you if you think chest hair is attractive. You have a personal bubble, right? WRONG, there's a needle and around here it's called Phil.
About this time I'm actually getting tired. I've given you 6 things I like/like to do. That should be enough to tide you over until I get some real meat up on this blog. I'm sure something fascinating will happen tomorrow. Rachel's 22nd Birthday and also Matt Boone is coming into town! SHWING! So game night after work with him and some old friends and then I think I'll have to jet to Northgate. I did make that commitment before I knew Boone was coming in. Blast.
Until then, keep an eye out for that spaceship behind Hale-Bopp, because Heaven's Gate had some solid reasoning and I wouldn't want any of us to miss it!
Here to entertain,
Felip
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