Not Too Sharp Friends and Sharp Dressed Man

I attempted to go to sleep last night around 11pm. I had work at 7am and had just finished working on Aaron Clay's truck. AKlay47 called me up a day or two ago saying he had transmission problems and that his tranny finally went kerplunk on him. He was looking for a car and I figured, what the hell, I have a day off. We get some addresses off of Craigslist for some potentials and ran by the bank to grab some monies.

Ok, get this. When we get the money from the teller (from the tube), Benni pipes up from the back seat, "Did you count it?" Right before Aaron starts thumbing through his money, he asks "Was the teller a woman?" I realize that the intercom may still be on so I look over at the main teller window. She's cracking up! She heard ever single word! WAY TO GO, Aaron. *sigh*

Anyways, we ran across some serious lemons before I finally decide to grab Davey Bob and we actually take a freakin' LOOK at Aaron's truck.

It wasn't the transmission.

In fact, it was incredibly simple. Aaron has more important things to do of course (I'm giving you the benefit here son hehe) than worry about his Chevy's maintenance, because they supposedly never break *rofl a lil bit*) He just needed new plug wires and spark plugs really, because the ones on it were disentigrating. Doneskis. Truck fixed, everyone is happy. Aaron gets two slaps on the back of the head for crying "Wolf." Looooooove youuuu.


Now on to the second part of my post as per blog title designation.

Last week my bosses asked me to dress "classy" for work because our main dude head honcho man of action in the faction was coming by to rev up the hotel. If you didn't understand that last sentence I basically said that our Regional/District/Something Manager was supposed to come by and point out at the hotel where we suck. So last night I went to bed at 11pm. Sleep did not happen. Benni decided that drinking a lot was the way to end his evening, and he thought it would be a good idea to play loud movies in the living room. Benni also figured that texting me random messages cussing at me for no apparent reason would also be a good idea. These are never good ideas when Phil has to wake up at 6am. Benni must die.

Anyways, I woke at 6am. Ever one to satiate my Bond-esque urges, I complied with my bosses request and donned the vivid cerulean button up and my trusty jet black Versini suit and headed into work.

The boss didn't come by.

In fact, he isn't coming by for another week! So there I am behind the desk looking sharp as a razor blade. Not to be completely narcissistic, but I got a lot of looks from da ladies. May sound ultra cool, but some of the looks I got were creepy as hell! Haha, there were two Mexican housekeepers that whistled at me as they passed. Quite funny.

Anyways, I just realized that this blog post is going absolutely nowhere. I'm gonna quit rambling and cut this post sho--



Cookin' MCs like a 1/2lb of bacon,
Vanilla P

Endorphins or Accidental Cocaine Consumption?

Last night Benni and I went to Northgate with his two cousins. I had the most hectic shift at the Marriott and didn't leave work until 11pm. For some great reason I was so high on life yesterday I crashed HARD this morning. Benni explained to me it was probably those neat endorphin thingys satisfying all of my receptor thingamabobs in my head, and now that I don't have the receptors all filled I'm feeling the crash. Not a sad, depressing crash of course! I've had a lot of fun lately, but I'm just incredibly tired. I realized that I've been getting about six hours of sleep each night for the past week or so and I think it caught up with me =) It's also possible that somebody has been lacing my drinks with cocaine. That might explain things too!

I think I might have off tomorrow, and if I do, I'm going to find something different to do. I haven't played racquetball in a while, but I may have the urge to go to another city. BMW has been emailing me and asking when I'm going to test ride their new R1200 GS. That R1200 is my dream ride at the moment. I have many plans involving it and some cross country riding.
I've been wanting to visit Oregon for a while now, and I'd really like to ride through some of those tunnel trees in a big forest of redwoods. We'll see though =) I definitely plan on doing something this summer. Having my employee discount at Marriott Hotels is pretty cool, but I don't mind cheap camping either =)

Alas, I work the 3pm-11pm shift at the hotel today, which I assume is going to be as busy as it was yesterday. Afterwards I have no idea what I'm doing. We'll see how tired this old guy is at that point. There's a ring dunk, a dance hall,a swing dance party, and a relaxing book all calling my name.


I'm trying to think of something for everyone to think about until my next post, but I really can't think of anything. Oh, I guess I have some more advice. Double Meat w/ Tuna Salad and hot wing sauce Burgers taste good, but you'll sincerely regret you ate one. Just thought I'd mention that hehe.


Aight, I'm gonna go fool around and see if I can get 4 subwoofers running in the house. =D



Four 15s didn't see no wires, then I heard BOOM from da amplifias,
Big Tymer Phil
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Hey Diddle Diddle!

Oo oi peoples!

Ok, well here I am again posting to you after a rather long hiatus. What can I say? Blog writing gets a little dull when there's nothing new to post! Anyways, this is gonna be some upbeat writing because I'm jammin out to some Redneck Yacht Club right now. Ok ok ok, so get this.

Last night I went out to the Texas Hall of Fame and danced all night long. I learned the Railroad and the Pretzel (I think that's what they're called hehe) and I actually picked it up pretty quickly! And they say I ain't got rhythm. Now I stepped on a lot of toes, but go BIG or go home! Haha, looking silly has always been a specialty of mine, but I felt I did pretty well. Oh and if you see someone who is sitting on the sidelines looking bored or sad, ask them to dance! Just because she's not your type doesn't mean that you y'all can't have fun. Thanks to Lindsey and Allison for showing me such sweet moves by the way!


Anyways, I need to list the things I've found great joy in recently:

Free Breakfast at the Hotel
Disc Golf
Kickball
Dancing
Upbeat Music


Here's some advice.
If you're living your life full of stress, what's the point in living? Kick back, enjoy some upbeat music that makes you laugh, go to the park, play in the rain, get dirty! Today I played Frolf for an hour or two and also test drove an '09 Mustang GT that was standard. I spun tires and drove it like I stole it. Guess what. FREE. Those car dealerships ain't sellin right now! They're bored! Discs at Play it Again Sports are a whopping 5 bucks. Throw a circle. Drive a new car. Do something =P

So you work all day? Have a minor prank war with coworkers, wear some bright colored clothes, do your hair differently, use big words for no reason! These days people are freakin' out about the evil deadly swine flu, the economy, pirates, the war, school, money, and all sorts of stuff! Learn to let go of the things you can't control.

This last month or so I've been REALLY active. My arms are incredibly tan and it's only just now May. It is one hell of a farmers tan, but hey, people always see my neck, head and arms =)




Aight, that's really about it. Y'alls homework is to make a list of joys.

Double Pits to Chesty Yo,
Phil