Hiatus

I'm making some changes to my blog. It's been two years, I deserve them.

Here are some major overhauls that will be going through in the next few days.

1. I no longer give a shit who reads my blog. Some of my posts might be complaints. Oh well. You want cutesy sweetness? Go 'bate to Dora the Explorer. Blogs exist to promote thought. I just promoted the thought of dirty deeds done during Dora.  I get to say what I want with no repercussions unless some serial rapist wants to get a hold of my IP, track it down, and then watch me as I water my plants. (I know you're watching me. I'll be sure to wiggle my but a little while singing to the plants.)

2. The blog is now renamed. I like to pretend that I said it when I was little, but I know I didn't. But c'mon, it would be pretty darn amusing to hear a kid say that.

3. I've said it plenty of times before: "I'm sorry I'll try to post more often!"   I'm going to attempt a new method of posting. My posts won't be as long but I actually will try to post something every couple of days. If this week happens to be a bit more productive word-wise, it just means that I have too few hours at work and the new has shown through.

4. If you email me any comments, even if it's really random like "Phil, your blog is totally gay", I think I'll probably post it. Then you can say "Dude! He posted it!" Yup. Because what would a blog be without user comments?

I've already grown bored of typing out numbers. Here. Read.

3. The design will change shortly; I'm sick of people